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I have been in brighton for two weeks, yes.
IT IS SO MUCH FUN.
i am too tired to update. i will tomorrow or something. PROMISE. people need to know what is going on in the worlds of helen and katherine. yes.

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THE ISLE OF WIGHT FESTIVAL WAS SO MUCH FUN!
I HAVE THE BEST PICTURES OF THE LAST DAY, I WISH I HAD TAKEN MORE, FOR MOST OF THE WEEKEND 3 ROWS FROM THE FRONT.
ME AND REENIE TOUCHED A BIT OF PETE DOHERTY.
YES.
I CANNOT BE BOTHERED TO GIVE YOU A FULL UPDATE AS I AM TOO TIRED BUT...
FRIDAY-BIT OF SUPERGRASS AND RAZORLIGHT TASTY BAGUETTE FUN
SATURDAY- NINE BLACK ALPS, BABYSHAMBLES, RAY DAVIS IS GREAT AND GLC (ME AND LAUREN GOT POINTED AT) DIZZINESS ON MINE AND REENIES PART & BEER DELIRIUM.
SUNDAY- FREE KEBAB X2 THANKS VIRGIN MOBILE! DEATH TO STARSAILOR, EMBRACE BORED YOU TO DEATH, SNOW PATROL THE BEST BAND THERE-GARY AND HIS GRINNING-NATHAN AND HIS HAPPY AND FIT SELF, R.E.M RULE, BUT MY BACK ACHE SPOILED IT, AS DID AN UGLY VERSION OF LADY ISABELLA HARVEY WITH NO FRIENDS AND A HAIRY MOLE ON HER FACE. DIE.

THAT IS ALL I HAVE TO REPORT, AND THE CAPITALS ARE NOT A TYPO I AM JUST EXPRESSING THE JOY I HAD THERE, AS I WOULD BE YELLING IT RIGHT NOW, IF I HAD THE ENERGY.
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    Arctic Monkeys- Still take you home

People don't know how lucky they are

Oh ujseagnnuqasrgbunsarnfbojawrnguhe5rgwaruogyuawrguhaerg isujf
People need to put their problems into perspective, as they are quite petty really. i'm not saying i have the biggest issues in the world but i wish i could have petty problems. then my life would be SO MUCH easier.
I am going through alot of bad shit that is constantly on my mind (Katherine and Claire know what it is), and it is not some petty school problem or boys or anything like that. IT SUCKS. And I just wish people could sometimes stop and think I AM SO LUCKY. As most of them really are... and it could be ALOT worse, but I could say that for me really but still. Some of us should appreciate the life we have and the situation we are in.
YES. I don't update much, and in feel it is important to stress this.
Ok. Bye of the bye.
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    Incubus- Nice to know you

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I have once again stolen people Lj accounts of things and put them in my memories.
I hope this is ok (to Claire and Katherine, as that is all i stole from). Have a browse, and reminis over the past few months.
yes.
This is all i will be posting. Apart from I have a REALLY sore throat, and it is making me cough. Alot. Horrible. And I got it off I AM SURE of Katherine who could have got it of like 6 people. Hmmmmmm. Dammit. But I am in no postion to comment. Yes.
Oooh and I also have noticed that I really haven't seen Dee Dee for the LONGEST time.
Just a thought. Ok bye.
Before I forget, can someone please comment, as I look like a sad loser who has no friends when I get no comments, and its not like I post ALL THE TIME. Thankyou and goodbye.
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    That new Garbage song. meh.

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I have once again stolen people Lj accounts of things and put them in my mermories.
I hope this is ok (to Claire and Katherine, as that is all i stole from). Have a browse, and reminis over the past few months.
yes.
This is all i will be posting. Apart from I have a REALLY sore throat, and it is making me cough. Alot. Horrible. And I got it off I AM SURE of Katherine who could have got it of like 6 people. Hmmmmmm. Dammit. But I am in no postion to comment. Yes.
Oooh and I also have notcied that I really haven't seen Dee Dee for the LONGEST time.
Just a thought. Ok bye.
Before I forget, can someone please comment, as I look like a sad loser who has no friends when I get no comments, and its not like I post ALL THE TIME. Thankyou and goobye.
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    That new Garbage song. meh.

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Claire or Katherine have not updated about the events of today so I, the very un-frequent LJ blogger shall try and tell. (if anyone is interested), but they will probably tell it better.
Today as we had nothing to do we went for a photoshoot for Kerrang with YCNI:M (yourcodenameis:milo). It was quite an amusing event, however there was the most retard girl with rainbow straw hair who we named 'disabled girl' who had a rainbow inflatable penis and kept harassing the fat ginger man of Xtaster (yes, a retard).
We waited ages and then finally got to this random hotel in Lancater Gate and we all had a scramble for Balaclavas (we had been told to wear all black).
'The shoot' was in the big park next to the hotel which we found out was called Kensington Gardens. When the YCNI:M people turned up we all had to get in line and run in between them, and the balaclava people (us!) had to be at the front. We were very cold and there was this very funny girl next to me who I felt sorry for her as she was on her own, and when I said 'bloody hell their not Gods' as disabled girl was all over them like a bad rash she said 'oh they so are'. SO that was a bit odd.
The running was a bit tiring and I did get jabbed in the side by one of the band members arm but it kept us warm, and it was very funny.
Well the next stage of 'The Shoot' was by a statue and at that point claire was lost over the other side with disabled girl, we had quite a nice conversation with the Drummer, and katherine said that the balaclava smelt like the penguins at london zoo (which was true).
Yes, so it was quite a good day.
This evening I watched mean girls and it really is so funny, I think I am now a bit to old for it, but it was still very funny.
There is the funniest scene where she misses 'health class' and then goes 'I'm sure I didn't miss anything important' and it goes to this man saying 'DO NOT HAVE SEX. If you have sex you will get pregnant, and you will die. Now, take some condoms.'
I really did double over and laugh, there were many other funny moments. Really, it sounds like a shit film with that Lyndsey Lohan but WATCH IT. yes.
I am a bit sour however, as I only had a sandwich for dinner. Never the less it was a tasty sandwich with Ham and Tomato. YUM. Ooh and mayo. Yes.
Ok, until and couple of weeks...
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    Convex Concave- Biffy

This is a very long post, please take the time to read it!

Wahey! I’m updating! Look at me with my bad self!
Ok then, at this present time my bloody head hurts, and i am not taking paracetamol as it is not that kind of headache. Yes, my head was damaged last night at Biffy of the Clyro. I shall post the evenings events in the best way I can, and i really wish that The Clar was there, AND NO FRANKIE, as it would have been complete Biffy evening.
let me start.
Me and Reenie were meant to meet at about 6 however i was late and got very stressed as i thought i had lost my fake ID, and then when i was being given some (rarely happens) money off el Parents my Dad decides to count out £10 in all the change he has ever complied in his wallet over the last decade, and people wonder why I do it to the people in shops. SO anyway, i was late which makes a change as it is normally Reenie these days, with her late 93 ways (apparently).
Got to the platform (yes we haven't actually got to the Astoria yet) and get onto train, and at the moment me and Reenie always have a drink on the tube (usually pre-Claire) and we time how much we drink by stops on the tube e.g. 'I will have some more at Clapham south, Yes. DEE DEE' so anyway, Yes we are quite sad. So anyway on our train journey we consumed a bottle of lambrini and the last of the ol'famous grouse (which shall be missed alas)with some coke. Ok, anyway skip to standing outside the Astoria looking for Mames' pig brother Rory to sell Claire’s ticket to, and he text Reenie saying 'oh, we are already in' so she has to go and sell her ticket to a tout for £5, retard Rory. Anyway, we go in and as we are walking up the stairs we spy Rory., Me and Reenie do a spastic run for the other stairs as we don't want to see him, as he is an Idiot of doom. Yes.
Anyway, we walk up the empty stars and go through some double doors and the place is PACKED, the most packed I have ever seen it, and it really is only 7pm.
We then got to the merchandise stool and Reenie gets a very nice zip-up hoodie, the best i have seen so far, and Reenie spots Will with the two large Biffy fans who I think are called KJ and Heidi, i don't really like them as they really do throw themselves over the twins like a bad rash. Anyway we soon loose sight of them and we see everyone else has arrived. First Mames, i think and there is a whole pointing thing of acknowledgment between him and Reenie, how odd. Then all I can really remember recognising is Joe and he was eating a sandwich and it looked like egg (ugh), why I remember such things is very odd. So anyway, i went for a wee leaving Reenie with them all at the bar.
When i got back i recognised Tim, who I have only ever seen once at our second home The Peel, he is in a Band on drums, with Joe.yes. Dee Dee liked him, a lot I think, and he was a lot taller than i recalled, anyway he was polite and friendly enough.
i was then ushered rudely by mames into leading the way into the crowd for Hell Is for Heroes (the very good support). They were good, however the only drawback was Mames (heavier than me I am sure) and whoever’s genius idea it was to lift him up, CROWD SURFED INTO THE BACK OF MY HEAD. It really did wind me, and i am sure i had a moment of concussion. After that my head really was like OW, headache, and it hasn’t gone away since. Also i remember in the middle of HIFR that Reenie saw Frankie at the edge of the pit and they embraced, to which i ran right across the pit next to Joe, as he hates Frankie too.
Anyway, after my brief moment of concussion I was ok and ready to go on for Biffy.
Biffy really did go out this time at the intro, with banners to each side of the stage and a projection of their logo, i was impressed and Reenie commented that they probably have the money for all of that now, as they are getting recognised.
The set list was good but could have been much better, there really was like minimal songs from my favourite album Vertigo of Bliss, however they managed to play my two favourite songs (which are both on that Album). Toys and jaggy snake were my favourite dancing around and memory songs of the night. For Toys (one of my favourite songs) i remember everyone making room for a pit and before everyone jumped in Mames, Joe, Aran and The twins danced in a circle around it, and it really did look so cool. For Jaggy snake me and Reenie managed a bit of the old spinning in a circle, but we bashed heads, which didn't help to add to my headache, and every time we do spin everyone waits for us to finish before they jump back into the pit, which is always cool.
Biffy ended and we waited outside for everyone and while going home we really couldn’t shale Frankie off, i got so angry at one point as i lagged behind a bit and Frankie caught up with everyone, to which they all ran off leaving me to walk next to her. Ugh, i was very sour at that point. On the way home the two funniest moments were when firstly, Mames made all of us run for the train at top speed for Joe, and me being fat i am a slow runner, and so it was me and Will lagging behind laughing at how unfit we were and how he should stop smoking and i should stop eating. The final funny bit of the night was when everyone was whispering about something, and i was sitting down so i didn't hear and suddenly the twins yelled a song about something along the lines of Mames looking like a thunderbird, i really laughed so hard at that! We got to Wimbledon and bid our goodbyes, knowing we will probably see them at dustins soon, and then me and Reenie got back to mine and talked about the night’s events. Yes, Biffy was a good night out.
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    QOTSA-Little Sister

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(From Tabsy)

1. Bang your head on the keyboard
2. Type a sentence using all the letters you hit as the first letter in each word
3. Post your sentence


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follow unitedly yellow tractor, remember very drunk frank's xtremely dumb mouse never has been vetted.

oh dear, i struggled with that. I had to do it twice as the first time i got lots of numbers and about 50 G's.
have a go, it made me laugh.

Yes, this made me laugh


THE LIFE AND TIMES OF TRACY CHAV!
(2005-2047) R.I.P

Much like scenerywhore</strong> as a toddler, she loved machine guns, porpoises and beer fuelled mania


By the time she was 10, Tracy was already outlined as "commander material" by their local terrorist organisation!


Tracy thought that it would be a good idea to throw fireworks at a bouncer outside a nightclub. Tracy soon realised the error of their ways when around 6 skinheads jumped them!


After several disastrous fleets with the opposite sex she decided it would be best to lock themselves away in a monastery for an extended period. Tracy was beaten to within an inch of their life with a cue in a pool hall for whistling Cliff Richard's yuletide atrocity 'Millenium Prayer'


As part of their housewarming party Tracy threw a BBQ. It happened to hit the next door neighbours cat. Tracy was sent downtown. After taunting a lion one too many times in a safari park, Tracy had their scalp and right hand bitten off. She wore a Beatlesque wig from then onwards!

Tracy tried to end it all by jumping in front of a train. Being completely useless they mistimed their jump and landed in a hedge, where they were torn apart by a bunch of alley cats.







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